Monday, March 19, 2012

Tiger Woods is Weird


Tiger Woods is like an automaton whose only emotion is meaness. He has the social skills of a rock and I apologize to rocks everywhere. There is a book coming out about him written by coach of six years. The wooden (pun intended) athlete claimed that he learned in rehab that he should have feelings for a woman if he plans on having a sexual relationship. Whaaat? Does that mean he didn't have "feelings" (much less love) for his former wife? Probably.

Then, the book goes on to say that this piece of stone told his wife that there will be no parties, celebrations, fist-pumping, or smiling when he wins a tournament because it is expected that he will always win and it's all in a day's work. What a fun guy.

He has no friends, plays military video games all days, doesn't offer his guests any of the snacks that he eats and has an x-rated sense of humor.

The book comes out in a couple of weeks and I will do a full review - I'm on the waiting list at the library.

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